diff -r 9931d138b808 src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonArguments.cpp
--- a/src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonArguments.cpp	Mon May 07 16:41:38 2018 +0200
+++ b/src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonArguments.cpp	Fri May 11 15:03:17 2018 +0200
@@ -61,6 +61,18 @@
     }
   }
 #endif
+
+  if (EpsilonEraseAndRewindCauseIHaveBeenChangingMyMind) {
+    if (!UnlockCrazyBonkersVMOptions) {
+      vm_exit_during_initialization("Oops", "Not enough insanity on the command line, use -XX:+UnlockCrazyBonkersVMOptions to unlock");
+    }
+  }
+
+  log_warning(gc)("Dude, are you seriously running binaries from Twitter links? Dude.");
+  log_info(gc)("**********************************************************************************");
+  log_info(gc)("*                      SPECIAL ONE-TIME OFFER ONLY:                              *");
+  log_info(gc)("* Scratch your display here to unlock special JVM cheat codes: [XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] *");
+  log_info(gc)("**********************************************************************************");
 }
 
 CollectedHeap* EpsilonArguments::create_heap() {
diff -r 9931d138b808 src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonHeap.cpp
--- a/src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonHeap.cpp	Mon May 07 16:41:38 2018 +0200
+++ b/src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonHeap.cpp	Fri May 11 15:03:17 2018 +0200
@@ -199,8 +199,19 @@
 }
 
 void EpsilonHeap::collect(GCCause::Cause cause) {
-  log_info(gc)("GC request for \"%s\" is ignored", GCCause::to_string(cause));
   _monitoring_support->update_counters();
+  if (EpsilonEraseAndRewindCauseIHaveBeenChangingMyMind) {
+    if (_recorded_top == NULL) {
+      log_info(gc)("First GC request, allocation cursor is recorded at " SIZE_FORMAT "M", _space->used() / M);
+      _recorded_top = _space->top();
+    } else {
+      size_t before = _space->used();
+      _space->set_top(_recorded_top);
+      log_info(gc)("GC request, rewinding allocations: " SIZE_FORMAT "M -> " SIZE_FORMAT "M", before / M, _space->used() / M);
+    }
+  } else {
+    log_info(gc)("GC request for \"%s\" is ignored", GCCause::to_string(cause));
+  }
 }
 
 void EpsilonHeap::do_full_collection(bool clear_all_soft_refs) {
diff -r 9931d138b808 src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonHeap.hpp
--- a/src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonHeap.hpp	Mon May 07 16:41:38 2018 +0200
+++ b/src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilonHeap.hpp	Fri May 11 15:03:17 2018 +0200
@@ -48,10 +48,13 @@
   size_t _step_counter_update;
   size_t _step_heap_print;
 
+  HeapWord* _recorded_top;
+
 public:
   static EpsilonHeap* heap();
 
   EpsilonHeap(EpsilonCollectorPolicy* p) :
+          _recorded_top(NULL),
           _policy(p),
           _memory_manager("Epsilon Heap", "") {};
 
diff -r 9931d138b808 src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilon_globals.hpp
--- a/src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilon_globals.hpp	Mon May 07 16:41:38 2018 +0200
+++ b/src/hotspot/share/gc/epsilon/epsilon_globals.hpp	Fri May 11 15:03:17 2018 +0200
@@ -72,6 +72,13 @@
   experimental(size_t, EpsilonMinHeapExpand, 128 * M,                       \
           "Min expansion step for heap. Larger value improves performance " \
           "at the potential expense of memory waste.")                      \
-          range(1, max_intx)
+          range(1, max_intx)                                                \
+                                                                            \
+  product(bool, UnlockCrazyBonkersVMOptions, false,                         \
+          "Unlock the options suggested by Twitter reviewers.")             \
+                                                                            \
+  product(bool, EpsilonEraseAndRewindCauseIHaveBeenChangingMyMind, false,   \
+          "Rewind allocation cursor to preset position.")                   \
+                                                                            \
 
 #endif // SHARE_VM_GC_EPSILON_GLOBALS_HPP